And you know what time of year I mean.
MTV MOVIE AWARDS TIME OF YEAR.
Seriously. These awards are pretty much my #1 favorite award show of the year.
Obviously I love the Oscars and of course (and maybe even more so) the Golden Globes. Who doesn't? I love the glamour. I love the old-Hollywood folk.
They both LACK elements that simply make the MTV Movie Awards WHAT they are.
A POPCORN MAN. Need I say more? Oh wait - YEAH. POPCORN STATUES FOR AWARDS.
The use of an excessive amount of F-Bombs
Rob & Kristen looking fuckhawt
And oh yeah - that time THIS happened
So naturally when the days leading up to the MTV Movie Awards arrive - I'm a little excited. Which is why I am bringing you this post:
My 2011 MTV MOVIE AWARDS
AND I'm going to get this out of the way first before anyone reads this entire post then wishes death upon me. You ready?
I DO NOT WANT TWILIGHT TO WIN EVERYTHING
Yes. You read that right. DO NOT WANT.
Why? Why would a Twihard like myself say such a thing? Here's where the haters gonna hate. BECAUSE ITS KIND OF EMBARRASSING. And seriously - there are some FAR better movies that actually deserve to win this year.
The Social Network
And really - with two more Twilight movies headed to theaters, MTV Movie Awards are going to start losing their credibility as a cool, hip awards show and stray towards the Kid's Choice Awards genre.
Do we really want that? No.
FWords over Slime ANYDAY
So there - you have been warned that my MTV Movie Awards Wish-List will not sparkle with Twilight wins like Edward's skin in the sunlight. It will be all over the place like Mark Zuckerberg's computer that gorgeous Andrew Garfield smashed to bits in The Social Network.
Watcha Waitin for?
MTV MOVIE AWARDS
yeah I realize thats lego
Not gonna lie. I only saw 2/5 of the nominated fights but damn if that hallway fight sequence doesn't still make me queasy and excited at the same time every damn time.
who will probably win? Rob. Because he's Rob.
BEST JAW-DROPPING MOMENT
First of all, I'm saddened this is no longer called the 'Best WTF Moment' - that award title was golden but yeah. In all seriousness, ALL of Black Swan had my jaw dropped. By the time she was plucking feathers from her skin (jaw-drop inducing FOR SURE) my jaw was already LOCKED in jaw drop position. Which is clearly why this movie needs to WIN.
who will probably win? Bieber. Because he's fucking Bieber.
BEST BADASS STAR
Not gonna lie. My reasons for this wish are based purely on the fact that I think he is ridiculously hot. Sorry.
who will probably win? Jaden Smith. Because he's Will Smith's offspring.
where was I in 2011? clearly not watching any of the movies with stars nominated for best villain. FAIL.
BEST SCARED AS SHIT PERFORMANCE
Because first of all - Inception was AWESOME and second - she's from Nova Scotia which is TWO HOURS AWAY. I want my East Coast girl to represent. That is all.
who will probably win? Minka Kelly cause roomates ripping each other's hair out in their undies is apparently HOT.
THE SOCIAL NETWORK
EITHER NOMINATED LINE
It is unnatural how much I love that movie so clearly I want them to sweep the awards this season. Why? Because they won the globes, they won at the oscars, they need to add MTV Award to their list too.
who will probably win? they will. seriously.
BEST BREAKOUT STAR
I will GLADLY except either of these two gorgeous imports on the stage for winning this award. And then I'll flail and get all hot & bothered and be done for.
who will probably win? Hailee Steinfeld or Olivia Wilde.
BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Again. I love Zach. I love Emma. They both made me laugh BIG TIME in 2011. Zach does it by not even having to open his mouth so really - that's pretty impressive. And totally MTV Movie Award worthy. Yes?
who will probably win? Adam Sandler. He's always the crowd favorite for some reason I will never understand.
ROB & KRISTEN FTMFW
See? I may not want Twilight to win everything but I damn well want it to win this. Why? Because Rob and Kristen KNOW they really have to deliver this time. No more beating around the bush you two. GIVE US WHAT WE WANT and no one gets hurt. You don't want poor Bear (who will totally be watching from home) to witness you NOT kiss and then worry his poor puppy head that there's trouble in paradise, now do you?
who will probably win? I FEAR Taylor will. FEAR.
BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Not gonna lie. I love Kristen. I obviously do not need to justify said love to all of you. BUT part of me kinda wants poor Kristen to have the night off from gracing that stage solo to accept yet another Best Actress award and then get criticized for being awkward and ungrateful. Solution? Emma (who has never one) WINS. She's gorgeous. She's talented. Kristen's happy. We're happy.
who will probably win? my spider senses actually predict Natalie Portman. Seriously.
BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Rob won it last year. And the year before (I think? yes?). Let's let someone new win and I vote Jesse. Why? Because he fucking rocked The Social Network. That's why. And because I want them to show Kristen excitedly cheering for him because she totally would. End of Story.
who will probably win? Rob. Because it's Rob.
THE SOCIAL NETWORK
I don't even need to explain why. It just should. End of Story.
who will probably win? Eclipse. Because it probably won everything else.
SO. What are your predictions? Who do YOU think deserves to win it all? Thoughts. Rants. Bitch me out if you will for not wanting Twilight to win everything. Let me hear it!!! AND stay tuned to my twitter @takemetobliss on Sunday night for all the live tweets during the show! I promise there will be cursing, flailing, and screaming.
so I really seriously cannot wait to discuss THIS:
But that will have to wait. Trust me. There will totally be a "Cosmopolis" post in the very near future. Until then. My official statement is this: "I actually LOVE the look. LOVE the hair. Cant.freaking.wait." Take that and quote it.
In the meantime, thoughts & prayers & warm wishes are being sent @MusingsOnOther 's way as she continues healing those in the South. I am thinking of you EVERY day. Safe travels darling. xx
AND lastly - a HUGE belated birthday shout out to the fabulous @sianria who celebrated her birthday on Saturday and well, there was a camping trip and I was involved and let me just say this. There is one hell of a blogpost about THAT (including vlog or two or three) to go with it. Be excited. Preview?
IS THIS LA PUSH?
Until then? Later lovelies. xx]