just a little housekeeping....

to my new followers - I heart you all.

to the month of JUNE.....


where in the hell did YOU come from? Seriously. Wasn't it just Christmas yesterday?

To all of you in Canada, who may live under a rock, I feel it is my duty as a blogger and twihard that I inform you that:

ECLIPSE TICKETS WENT ON SALE TODAY

They actually appeared online LAST night. SO I was obviously all over that shit. As were my friends who are only a quarter as crazy as I am. I LOVE you guys. See you at 12:01am. Except not. Because you can be sure I will hightail my ass there a week in advance. ok not really but you know what im talkin about!

In celebration of Eclipse tickets NOW being on sale in Canada - I give you THESE.

yes.
you two best be mackin ALL the f'n time in Eclipse.

yes.
that shirt better be coming off.
although ive realized the odds of this are 1 in 1,000000000

leg hitch FTMFW
THAT.IS.ALL.

Moving along.

Today being June 1st, as part of "housekeeping" I flipped over the calendar only to see

THIS

Yeah. No. I put up with that shit in April.

SO using a copy of Tribute magazine and a ticket stub to The Runaways, I did THIS


MUCH better. NO puppy. All is well in my bedroom again.

Moving along.

I have a beef and I want to vent. Its my blog. SO you bet your ass I'm venting.

PAPARAZZI

I chose this photo because:
a) I don't want to post the photos in question
b) Alex Skarsgard is fuckhawt.

So today, photos were posted of KStew and the Puppy leaving Sydney airport. In short, they sickened me. And its been said punches were being thrown and shit was going down? WTF. I do NOT support paparazzi harrassing celebrities for the perfect photo. I would rather NOT see photos of Kristen and Rob doing shit than have to see photos of them looking like trapped animals.

READ: I DO NOT WANT TO SEE STEWIE ON THE VERGE OF TEARS IN AN AIRPORT. ASSHATS.

THIS is fine. THIS as we all know makes me smile for days.
NEITHER one of them looks like they want to cry in this photo. If anything, they are probably thinking how long until we get to the hotel so we can start covering every surface of it with our sweat. Yes?

And honestly, I'm kinda sad Rob was not with Kristen in Australia. You know, to protect her. As he ALWAYS does when they are traveling together.

Because clearly Taylor did NOT rise to the opportunity to protect the Stew.

See who is doing the protecting here? ROB.
See who is just standing there awkwardly? PUPPY.

If you are like me, you took a minute out of your day today to ponder why the puppy didn't - you know - go all Sharkboy on those paparazzi asses. read: I really don't have a life.

Well I figured it out. He was probably TOO concerned with protecting THESE:

dear taylor.
you could have used those as a shield to protect stewie.
why else do you think you are on rob's payroll?

LASTLY.

I need to talk about THIS:


KStew. I love you and I love that dress. But mostly I love you. And I love that you flipped the paparazzi the birdies. You made us fans proud. Even if you pissed off the rest of the world in doing so. It only made us love you more. True story.