Sometimes I Think Magazine Editors Read Fanfic

If only I got paid to blog – oh wait, I'm drafting this at work so technically......

As I continue to love my job – flove is the word of choice these days as plain jane “love” just isn't cutting it – I continue to find it harder to find time to blog. I just had two days off. Two days where I should have found time to blog.

But then the weather was epic – I'm talking over a hundred degrees with the humidity and seriously, we only get days like that two months out of the year so I really wasn't about to spend those inside blogging. Nor was I about to bring my laptop outside. That piece of technology overheats bad enough as it is inside. It seriously would have burst into flames had I brought it outside. True Story.

So here I am – making an honest attempt at a quick post!

Tonight at work, I got the chance to see Regis Philbin. Or as I like to call him, "the Reeg"

Why did I think this was a big deal?

Because of THIS:

someone else loves "the reeg" too

Seriously. The stories I could tell but can't due to a little work thing called "confidentiality."

The real reason that I have been dying to blog since yesterday; has nothing to do with the Reeg. Nor does it have anything to do with the fact that I DID see Eclipse again and WILL blog about it soon. If I tried to blog about it now - it would be WAY too rushed. I do not want my Eclipse rant to be a quickie. Quickies are only a good thing when they involve Fifty Shades.

What I DO want to talk about is how Harpars Bazaar owns my ass.

umm dead?

Clearly the editors at HB read fanfiction. Yes?

Because THIS is so Motu - I can't even handle it.

oh fifty.
i need to find one of you in RL.

But what I really loved about this photoshoot - back in November when it first came out - and even more now, is how beautifully they captured R/K being "together."

do you think he said 'hold on tight spider monkey?'

I don't know what it is about her hands on his body but I die.

Bella riding on motorbikes with Jacob? NOT cool.

Kristen riding on motorbikes with Rob? And probably riding him later that night? WIN

Speaking of WIN all around:

holy fuck.

I'm gonna say it. I love Robowski hair. I really do.

But at the end of the day; that hair just downright KILLS ME.

And since I have to get up in six hours; I'm going to wrap this up. But not without saying...

ITS WEDDING SEASON BABY!

And because tomorrow I will be attending the wedding of one of my lovely besties, who has always been a fan of take me to bliss, I want to take two seconds to spread my joy to the rest of the world with how happy I am for Sarah & Greg.

Wishing you a lifetime of happiness and love together. You better be ready to "Shout" because you can bet your bottom dollar I will be requesting that shit tomorrow night. Love you both MUCHO.

And if you cannot wait to hear my official thoughts on Eclipse; you will not have to wait any longer than Monday. I will have said thoughts ranted by then.

Crys
xo