The REAL. GLAMOROUS. FABULOUS. FREAKING. Award Season.
The real deal. None of this People's Choice Awards bullshit.
True Story.
And with the REAL Award Season, comes the very first fabulous affair; the Golden Globes. And I won't lie. In past years, the Golden Globes have proven to be even more enjoyable for me than the actual Oscars. Last night, did NOT disapoint.
What DID disapoint, to a certain degree, was the fashion choices of the rich & famous.
Really Hollywood? Come on now....
In fact, the cause of my underwhelment from the red carpet didn't really dawn on me until a fabulous, fashionable RL friend, H, pointed out that EVERYONE seemed to be wearing
"silver/gold/cream/off-white gowns. Bor-ing!"
I won't lie. At first I scratched my head and wondered what the hell she was talking about.... And then when I scrolled through all the red carpet pictures after the show... It dawned on me....

SHE IS SOOOOOO RIGHT!!!!
Don't believe us? I give you proof.
Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

Exhibit D

Clearly Hollywood went for as H put it, bor-ing!....
Now I won't lie. Some of these plain, neutral colored dresses were lovely.... And when I say some, please know that I am definitely NOT refering to Jennifer Love Hewitt's which paired with Scarjo's Bride of Frankenstein hair would have been a flawless look! (its called sarcasm)
So which of the white/offwhite/cream colored dresses was la creme de la creme? See what I did there?
My Choice:
Hailee Steinfeld
Hailee Steinfeld
Marchesa

Now.
When it comes to couples attending the awards, I obviously would have wanted nothing more than to see the magic that is Rob & Kristen on a red carpet together.... But since Rob attended solo (and oh TRUST me - I will get to red carpet Rob), WHICH couples did I think deserved to crowned King & Queen and Prince & Princess of the Golden Globes carpet?
Ahem.
King & Queen goes to....
Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta Jones
OBVIOUSLY
OBVIOUSLY

Catherine Zeta Jones looked STUNNING as always in a forest green Monique Lhuillier gown. Pretty sure I will sell my soul for a Lhuillier wedding dress one day. Michael Douglas looked HEALTHY and GRATEFUL to be strolling that carpet cancer-free with his wife. King and Queen? Totally.
And the Prince & Princess?
Armie Hamer & wife Elizabeth Chambers

Moving On.
Every year there is always one dress that I initially declare "I love it" and then look at pictures later and say "Ummm - I kinda hate it."
This year, that dress belonged to:
Halle Berry
Nina Ricci
Nina Ricci
On the flipside, there is always a dress than I initially go "What was she thinking?" only to realize later "Wow - I kinda love that dress."
The dress earning this reaction this year, belonged to:
Anne Hathaway
Armani Prive
Armani Prive
And the look that I just all around hated of the night?
Well that goes to....
Lea Michelle
I don't even care what she was wearing....
I don't even care what she was wearing....

And LASTLY, before I of course get into the awards portion of the show....
My TOP FIVE favorite looks of the night....
Number FIVE
Temple Grandin
wearing god knows what
wearing god knows what

But I know of her work and I know of her courage
And I know one thing for sure...
She inspires me and she should inspire us all.
Number FOUR
Eva Longoria
dress: Zac Posen
dress: Zac Posen
Number THREE
Mila Kunis
dress: Vera Wang
dress: Vera Wang
Number TWO
Gia Mantegna
dress: Lorena Sarbu
dress: Lorena Sarbu

I realize this dress is simple.
But I also realize...
It is VERY close to my dream wedding dress.
And for that I love it.
And finally, my number ONE favorite look:
Olivia Wilde
dress: Marchesa
dress: Marchesa
Now, enough with the ladies....
WHO were my two favorite men on the carpet last night?
Do you really need to ask?
Andrew Garfield

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And really, pictures speak much louder than any words I could try and utter.......
The Awards Ceremony
The Awards Ceremony
Reflection #1
Ricky Gervais....
Ricky Gervais....
I'm not going to lie. I'm on the fence as to whether or not I think Gervais went on a suicide mission. Do I think he was effing hillarious? Is the Pope Catholic? Of course. Do I think he MIGHT have taken a few jokes a little too far to the point it got awkward? Umm yes.
Reflection #2
When Jesus - I mean, Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor

Reflection #3
Garrett Hedlund shaving that hideous beard....

I one hundred percent multiplied by one thousand
to the millionth power support you two playing naked twister together,
just so you know.
Hearts, Me
Reflection #4
Others shined last night....
Others shined last night....

Claire - you are fabulous.
And I kinda want your husband.
Reflection #5
Aaron Sorkin not only writes a phenomenal screenplay, he writes a great acceptance speech....

1) his shoutout to Mark Zuckerberg was both unexpected and simply perfect
"I wanted to say to Mark Zuckerberg tonight, if you're watching, Rooney Mara's
character makes a prediction at the beginning of the movie. She was wrong.
You turned out to be a great entrepreneur, a visionary, and an incredible altruist."
2) his shoutout to his daughter was incredible
"Elite is not a bad word, its an aspirational one. Honey look around,
smart girls have more fun, and you're one of them."
Reflection #6
Reflection #7
Even intelligent actresses get word vomit when pregnant and it is beyond endearing...
Reflection #8
I fucking LOVE that the Social Network OWNED it.
Reflection #9
I am SO not surprised Rob skipped out early to schmooze with Daddy Cullen on a balcony overlooking the HBO party...
Reflection #10
Did this really happen at the awards party?

And that my friends is all I have left to say about that....
SO. What did YOU think about the awards? Favorite dress? Favorite moment? Favorite insult Gervais dished out? Hit comment and do what I do best... RANT.
NEXT post will feature Rob+Babies & one hell of a Fanfic Rec. Find out what story kept me up all night re-living first times....
Until then, incase you have been living under a rock that has been encased with magma preventing you from ever seeing the light of day again, I leave you with the first official still from Breaking Dawn....
SO. What did YOU think about the awards? Favorite dress? Favorite moment? Favorite insult Gervais dished out? Hit comment and do what I do best... RANT.
NEXT post will feature Rob+Babies & one hell of a Fanfic Rec. Find out what story kept me up all night re-living first times....
Until then, incase you have been living under a rock that has been encased with magma preventing you from ever seeing the light of day again, I leave you with the first official still from Breaking Dawn....

wait. no.
stephanie meyer? doNOTfuckwiththis.
[A/N WELCOME new followers. Please know you will be loved here and thanked on a regular basis. I swear. To my darling Kate who not only was the first person to send me said BD still on a day from hell at work AND the Andrew & Rob pics from last night - WE and our iphones need to meet STAT. To everyone else in this crazy twitter, blogging, world - you know I love you. - C]
6 comments:
Crystal,
I never know exactly what to say in a comment to fully encompass how much I loved a post, but I'll try.
From dress revelations (where is all the COLOUR?! I love colour - there needs to be more of it at the Oscars) to pics first shared excitedly via text and UNF'd over again here, I ate this post up. You're hilarous and witty (not to mention beautiful and kind) and I fucking love it.
You have no idea how much I eagerly await our 3D meeting (then again, maybe you do) - I know my iPhone's excited too. Do you have Bump? If not, get that app, because we will be using it to share pics of the two of us that way (instead of only via text!).
Anyway, I'll stop myself there, but please know that I flove you, my east coast bestie. Until your next fab post and my next ridic comment,
K x
Great post as usual. I LOVED Olivia Wilde's dress, I too liked Halle's dress the night of the awards, but looking at it now, not so much. Only she could pull that off.
Olivia Wilde looked stunning. Most beautiful woman in the world, imo.
Otherwise the red carpet looked like a goddamn seniors retreat. Cream dresses, really??
1.)Olivia Wilde=GORGEOUS! I have loved her since her guest spot on The O.C. I however, did not like the shoes she wore with the dress. Hot shoes...but not the right color with that dress.
2.) I do NOT like Brad/Angelina either. Jen #FTMFW! He lost hottness points in my book when he got with her. Not fair, but honest.
3.) Roberto-you looked AMAZING!
4.) Andrew/Garfield hug=too precious for words
5.) Can we please talk about Rob's arm muscles in the new BD still?!?! O_O! The magazine pic did not show that much of his arm. So THANK YOU to whoever released the whole still, because I have not stopped staring and drooling since!!!!!
p.s. Garrett and Leighton...I ship it!
And he looked WONDERFUL! Being totally honest, I dug the beard in Country Strong. I like the scruff!
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