things that never fail to excite me

First of all, I mentioned this in my status update on Facebook. Now I will repeat this statement on here. Just incase Mr. Snow does not have a Facebook account but does in fact use blogspot.

Dear Snow, I hate you. We are SO over.
I never want to see you ever again. Kthx.
Love Me
ps: Ok, we can still spend Christmas together
But that is ALL

Now I give you pictoral evidence of why today was a great day in the world of my guilty pleasures. And here we go...

First,

New Moon filming pictures.
1st observation: KStew you look gorgeous
2nd observation: *flails* you look REALLY pretty
3rd observation: Alice teaches Bella how to
wear makeup in New Moon.
4th observation: cannot.wait.for.nov.20.

Second

*flails*
we all know how much I love True Blood
IF you weren't aware of this, well then,
'oh hey there I'm totally obsessed with True Blood.'

If you love Twilight, you will LOVE TrueBlood.
Cause everything you want to see happen
in Twilight that doesn't *cough* hot
vampire/human hanky panky *cough*
happens. Nuff said.

I saw this last night and just about died.
*squeals*
GORGEOUS

Third,

This post was lacking Rob Pattinson/Edward Cullen.
So I fix that right about NOW.
cutest.rob.pic.ever.

Pocket Edward Does Dali?

Pocket Edward went on a trip to Fredericton this weekend.

It was pretty much MONUMENTAL.

It also deserves a ridiculously, awesome, wicked post that I don't have time to pump out tonight. I promise it's coming soon though.

As a sign of good faith, I give you this:

Excuse me, how do I get to Fredericton?

So Fredericton is the capital of New-Brunswick.... ( I think ) but even though I am born and raised in New Brunswick, I have somehow only managed to go to Fredericton twice in my entire 25 years of existence.

Once for a high school drama festival. I pretty much only saw the UNB campus. The second time was for an hour and I only went as far as the passport office (Papacita waited until last minute to apply for a passport)

So naturally, I'm very excited that I'm travelling there tomorrow for the weekend! *"Travelling" - I know I make it sound as though I'm leaving the country. Do you think I should bring my passport?

I wanted to find a Fredericton picture to use in this post however my google images search results didn't quite deliver. Among several pointless Fredericton pictures (including a sign that said Fredericton Junction - is that Fredericton? Or somewheres entirely different?) THIS gem appeared.

Apparently this kid is someone important
in Fredericton nowadays. Next time
you think of Fredericton - think of this face.

So I have a tiny mental list of places I would like to see while in Fredericton - including the Legislature Building. It looks pretty and I'm sure Pocket Edward would look very authoritative in front of it.

Anywho, my darling Leeman who I am going to visit and stay with this weekend suggested we stop by the art gallery to admire the beautiful Dali painting they have on display.

Dali... WHAT?

Only one thing comes to mind.

Maybe I can remember that special
moment with Leeman when I uncomfortably
watch RPatz giving it to a guy from behind
in 'Little Ashes'

Anyway, Pocket Edward is very excited for his travels in the AM. He's actually ready, keys in hand to go now - and its 1:41am.



OK. Time for sleep.

One last thing. I totally bought my GQ magazine today with my RPatz on the cover. Pocket Edward admired it all night and couldn't understand why the face on the cover looked SO familiar.

GOD he is beautiful. Nuff said.

can New Moon just come out, like right now thx

So this is totally a fake.

Someone is very creative.

Someone definitely has mad skillz.

It is totally, undeniably 100% photo shopped.

It is totally, undeniably 100% AMAZING.

*flails*

Edit: Just stumbled on THIS one.

oh.my.god. *loves it*

today men in north america must fight for their right to watch tv

HAPPY TWILIGHT DVD RELEASE DAY!!!

Today, all over North America, there will be disgruntled men, boyfriends, husbands, brothers, fathers ect. who will not get their hands on the remote. Their wonderful Twilight loving women will pretty much be controlling the tv for the rest of the week. Get over it boys. We deal ALL through hockey season, baseball season, football season, golf season [which is pretty much ALL year] and of course the night of Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

If you are a man and your lovely lady got her Twilight dvd, now would be a great time to go on that boys trip out of town for a week you've been meaning to take. Kthx.

I will post the official Twilight DVD Release Party pics tomorrow cause lets face it...

My Twihards DO NOT have time to be readin' blog posts today!

However, a Twilight PICSPAM is totally and absolutely necessary to celebrate Twilight's release.

ENJOY.

Bella : "Oh my God... That Crystal girl has
totally had her dvd for like a week now
and she's STILL watching us again."
Edward : "I look SO good in this scene."

RPatz : "Bella that jacket is hideous."
KStew : "Uh... so is yours Rob"
RPatz : "Yah but I'm ridiculously good looking,
so really its ok."
KStew : "Whatever"

Edward : "I flip my collar. So what?"
Me : "Please keep flipping! You are the sex"
*flails*

Edward : "I realize this isn't as cool as
Dr. Manhattan bringing Silk Spectre to Mars..."
Bella : "I don't care." *dazzled* "Please
just kiss me already so I can rub it
in Mike Newton's face!"

Edward : "No bed means No sex Bella. I'm
the 108 year old virgin, didn't you hear?"
Bella : *dazzled*

Because really, who wouldn't wait until
marriage to have sex with this guy?



I don't even have a stupid comment for this.
It's like, my favorite Twilight pic of life <3


LASTLY.


Pocket Edward says to make sure you
have some Popcorn with your Twilight!*

Ramblings

I realize that I never posted my Watchmen post.

Let me explain. I was going to and then I realized that not all of you who read this have seen it yet *cough* Leeman. So I thought I would wait until *cough* Leeman saw it so I could discuss it in extraordinary detail and not spoil it for anyone. Nuff
said.

Please accept this photo as a sign of good faith.


Speaking of Leeman. We bid her farewell tomorrow as she departs on the adventure of a lifetime*please note your definition of adventure of a lifetime may not be on the same page as mine. For this I apologize.

Leeman is off to Montreal - land of beer at the liquor stores, Club Super Sex, Celine Dion and Stephane Dion - to see Britney Spears.

She already knows how jealous I am. I would just like to publicly announce on here how excited I am for you and how, disgustingly, painfully jealous I am.

I totally only "got" the whole If you Seek Amy thing this weekend (thank you Ashley) and decided to finally listen to the song today. Instant classic. I am obsessed.

And yes B.Spears... I think we would all love to if you seek Ayou. Cause I'm sure somewheres in the world Ayou is a perfectly acknowledged name and this allows me to respond to your song appropriately.



I now bring you penny-pinching 101.

Three reasons why I need to get rollin' those pennies in my closet.

1. rob in GQ mag is the sex.


2. rob in GQ mag is the sex.


3. rob in GQ mag is the sex.




Now on to fashion for the apparently visually impaired.

KStew! Never. Ever. EVER. wear this dress EVER. again. Kthx.


Lastly, on a very sad note. RIP Natasha Richardson. You were a wonderful actress and from what I have read a wonderful, beautiful person. I realize that her part-line is whack in this picture, I have no clue what is going on, but I still thought it was a gorgeous picture of her <3

Who Says Friday the 13th Has to Be Unlucky?

Generally speaking, people have this anxiety over Friday the 13th. There are a lot of people who still, for reasons I don't understand, think BAD stuff is gonna go down.

Can I just begin by saying, my Friday the 13th, was quite honestly, the BESTEST day EVER.

Why? Because THIS happened

*flails*

Jealous much 10 yr old teeny boppers? Keep boppin, midnight Friday night is only five more sleeps away.



Now I shall continue with other less exciting ramblings about stuff I'm sure you really don't care about but you still end up coming here, so I keep doin' it.

Isla Fisher. You are gorgeous. When
I heard you were makin babies
with Borat, I'm not gonna lie,
I was worried.
I'm happy to say, you are still
beautiful and your baby Olive got your
hair. GOOD JOB.
PS: You.are.an.adorabe.mommy.

JuddAppatow is like, a comedic genius
in my eyes. Leslie Mann is also a female
comedic genius. When I found out these
two procreated and had these two kids that
were absofreakinglutely hallarious
in Knocked Up, it pretty much made my life.
Zac Efron on the other hand?
You are NOT as funny as the parents
OR
these kids. Don't get any ideas.

Pocket Edward FINALLY came out of the box this weekend. I had planned on keeping him inside his protective plastic sealed box because of the defect on the back stating he is a 'minG reader.' Apparently this will increase his value in fifty years.

Who am I kidding? Would I really EVER want to sell Pocket Edward? I got over Titanic and I don't want to sell my 100+dollar Rose DeWitt Bukater Barbie Doll.

Let's be serious. With this rationalization in mind, I cut open the box and proceeded to begin my own Pocket Edward adventures.

Because this is NOT Forks, Washington
and I don't have big trees in my yard,
Pocket Edward thought it would be fun
to climb Mamacita's cactus.
He LOVED it.

Today, Ashley & I brought Pocket Edward
on a Sunday drive to Shediac. We
stumbled upon a random totem pole.
Pocket Edward wanted to mock it.
MANY more pics of this to follow.

Tomorrow, I will finally rant obsessively about Watchmen. I cannot believe it has already been a week today since I saw it and I have not mentioned it.

It was AMAZING.

It also is totally worthy of its very own LONG post tomorrow. Plan accordingly. By that, I mean bring water, snacks, and maybe a compass to find your way back to sanity.

Reasons Why I Should Be Living in Vancouver

If you've spent any amount of time with me, you've probably heard me mention something about how I've always wanted to live in Vancouver, BC.

Mamacita lived there when she was my age and LOVED it. Then she missed my Dad, moved back to New Brunswick, said 'I do' and had ME. Glad she did.

Sometimes I think it was my destiny to pick up where she left off...

That being said, I give you reasons why I wish I lived in Vancouver, like, RIGHT NOW.

Exhibit A:

These three beautiful peeps are out
walking the streets, which would
increase my odds of running into
them or offering to buy KStew
and Taylor beer.

Exhibit B:

The sex. I don't even need to
say anything more.
OH he drinks Fiji water which
is like my favorite drink of life.
AND look at that jawbone. Come on now.
*flails*

Exhibit C:

He looks hot even when snowy
and wet - the Canadian in me
*loves* this.
Oh hey there Fiji Water, I *loves*
you too!

Exhibit D:

He still looks dead sexy in a toque
and a puffy winter jacket.
Again, the Canadian *loves* it

Excuse me while I go buy a non-refundable plane ticket to Vancouver *runs off*

things that excite me at five am

It's 5:14 am.

Actually, if Daylight Savings had never been invented to screw us up, it would still be 4:14am.

And nevermind what time blogspot says I posted this at because *it* lies...

I'm pretty sure (well, 97% sure because really, its very early in the morning and I haven't gone to bed yet so there's that 3% chance this IS all a dream but I highly doubt it) that I just drove my parents to the airport as they are flying to Phoenix, Arizona for 8 days.

*jealousjealousjealousjealousjealousjealous*

I even told Mamacita this morning - she is headed to Cuba for TWO weeks later in the month - that I was more jealous of the fact she is going to the desert than the beach. She looked at me like I had a third head. Mamacita was clearly more excited about the Cuba trip.

The fact that my parents are going to be within driving distance of my favorite people in Las Vegas makes me slump more into the depressed state I'm already in because I have no job and no life and I'm in love with a fictional character/Robert Pattinson and can never have either. THAT is all.

TWO THINGS:

We all know how big of an OC fan I was and even
when everyone hated her, I still loved Marissa because
she was Marissa. Mischa Barton on the other hand
causes me to sometimes question her a)diet
b)fashion sense c)choice of men
d) DIET e)motives for being in an Enrique
Inglesias video.

I have to say, I saw this recent picture of her today
and actually wanted to share the love. I think she looks
stunning! (skinny arms aside)
Now go find Ryan Atwood. Kthx.

This photo honestly kills me. I love it. SO much. These two men
absolutely rock my world and the fact that they are
in this picture together pretty much makes
my entire life.
ps: Rob I love you scruffy.
I don't even like my own boyfriend scruffy.
But you can keep the scruff cause you are so cute.
And you have an accent.
And I love you.
That is all.
pps: Dev I love you too.
Slumdog FTW

I gots this from SpunkRansom

speechless

Today PerezHilton posted THIS:


Alright so it is OBVIOUSLY fake but oh my Lord.... *flails* How am I honestly suppose to recover from seeing this and actually be able to function without drooling all day long?

In all seriousness, if you are listening Summit Entertainment, Please inform your marketing staff to take this fan-made poster idea into serious consideration and make a real, awesome, HQ one. kthx.

On another note, how can Access Hollywood deny us any longer of the 'too hot for the movie' Edward and Bella makeout scene? Enough is ENOUGH. I watched your show last night. I watched your show tonight. I've now officially watched your show more in 24hrs than I have in the past year. You have succeeded in drawing me in now show me my FREAKING MAKEOUT SCENE.

I will forgive you because Nikki Reed is helping present the clip on Monday but pull this stunt again and I will never betray my ET ever again.

On a final note, I'm totally going to the midnight dvd release party of Twilight on March 20th at, well, midnight. My partner in crime? My lovely friend Ashley.

Yes we will totally wear Twilight tshirts. Yes we will totally probably wear Twilight inspired makeup. Yes, my Pocket Edward that has never left his box WILL attend sans box. Yes I'll document it. Yes I really have no life.

You really want a taste?

*flails*

I woke up this morning thinking several things:
1) gahhhhh I need to get a job.
2) gahhhhh I need to get a life.
3) zomg, twilight deleted scene tonite on access!!! *squees* and wakes neighbours.

I proceeded to have breakfast with Mamacita, who informs me about a job I should apply for in the paper. This results in me reaching for paper and seeing none other than ridiculously gorgeous Edward Cullen on the front page of Life&Times.

I proceed to say "bbs why are in our newspaper?".

Mom goes "Oh didn't you know Twilight is playing for a TOONIE during the days this week for March Break?"

Apparently, Mamacita doesn't love me. That was harsh. She loves me and she knows just how smart and in tune I am with all things Twilight and figured I knew this already. I DIDNT. Whatever. I will get over it.

Anyway, my response was what is pretty much my new saying thanks to Tina Fey's daughter.

"I want to go to there."

So I did! Its not like I had anything better to do? And really, in my life lately, what IS better than Twilight? (other than my parents, my cat, and my friends because they are awesome)

So after standing in line for 45 MIN for popcorn, wtf was up with that? Ok, so they were busy. Apparently I'm not the only one who gets excited about 2 dollar matinees. Twilight wasn't even really busy compared to The Pink Panther 2 (barf).

I pleasantly find the perfect seat and the movie begins. THEN. There is these two like 13yr olds in the 5th row taking PICTURES. Like, STILL pictures with their digital camera of like everything! They even took a picture of the title of the movie. And to make matters worse, they were using the flash. Like seriously? And it became totally predictable as to when the flash was gonna go off.

Edward walks in cafeteria - FLASH

Edward smiles because Jessica says he's totally gorgeous - FLASH

Edward smiles at Bella while she begins to eat her mushroom ravioli - FLASH

"I can read every mind in here apart from yours" - FLASH

You getting the hint? Stupid little Teenie Boppers.

So I threw popcorn at them.

Annoying children aside, do I really need to tell you how ridiculously awesome the movie was for the 5th time? Didn't think so. I think it was obvious when I went to see it for the 5th time by myself.

As if multiple *squees* and *flails* all through Twilight this afternoon wasn't enough, Access Hollywood had to bless me with this deleted scene tonight. He can bite my finger anytime.



*flails and doesn't get back up until tomorrow night when they air ANOTHER deleted scene*

Just Another Day in the Life of an Obsessed Twilight Fan

I totally FAIL at blogging already.

Ok maybe that was a bit harsh. I just haven't posted in a week because I was in Halifax literally iced-in. I hate hate HATE snow, freezing rain, cold weather and ICE.

Ok that was a lie. I like ice. Especially when its in a really tasty drink or used to make margaritas because margaritas ARE bliss. I would know. I had myself WAY too many with the boy's parents on Friday night.

I do not like ice that falls from the sky and keeps me stuck inside. As much as I enjoy watching tv and movies, it gets to be a bit much after a few days.

I DID get to watch Slumdog Millionaire again though and it made me *squee* even more the 2nd time around. It truly = love.

I also got to watch Revolutionary Road. It did not so much = love. It was GOOD, I will give it that. Kate and Leo deserved all of the praise they have been given. I just had really HIGH expectations that left me a teeny bit disappointed. Also, it made me miss the Jack & Rose days BIGTIME.


So as a really obsessed Twilight fan - its quite possible I'm too obsessed but considering some Twilight fans are making 'Bella Wombs' out of felt, I think I'm still sane - I have this really quirky little tendency I had to share.

Seeing as I drive to Halifax quite often to visit the boyfriend, I always stop in Truro. I loves the A&W. In fact, I never get A&W anywhere else but Truro. I'm a sucker for the Mozza Burger.

For all of you who don't know and I apologize if I say anything politically incorrect, the highway stop is often frequented with Natives cause it's like an Indian Reserve. It never fails, every time I stop there two things happen:

1) I see someone that resembles Billy Black - minus the wheelchair. I will honestly die of excitement if I ever see a Billy Black twin IN a wheelchair. I will probably spazz and ask for a picture.

2) It's all I can do to NOT roll down my window and say to the 'locals' "Hey bb's, imprint on anyone lately? No? Do you know Jacob? Do you hates vampires? You have no clue what I'm talking about? Kthx Bye!"

I'm dead serious right now people.

And because it gives me the lols every time I drive by it.